The holiday season is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than by drowning ourselves in an endless stream of festive content? In this article, we’ll take a deep dive into the world of Christmas movies, TV shows, and streaming services.

**A Marathon of Festive Fun**

I embarked on a mission to watch as many holiday-themed titles as humanly possible. I started with a bang, diving headfirst into Netflix’s impressive lineup of festive content. From classic comedies like “Elves” (a Scandinavian horror series that’s more silly than spooky) to the recent hit “Violent Night”, I was determined to tackle it all.

As the hours ticked by, my enthusiasm began to wane. The endless cycle of Christmas music and cheer started to feel overwhelming, and I found myself zoning out in front of the TV. But I persevered, fueled by a determination to see it all through.

**A Break from the Red**

Just when I thought I couldn’t take it anymore, Disney+ came to my rescue with a stroke of genius. Offering “Merry episodes” of beloved shows like “Bob’s Burgers” and “Grey’s Anatomy”, they provided a much-needed respite from the festive frenzy. I settled in for some quality time with the Belcher family or followed Meredith Grey as she navigated the holiday season.

**The Not-So-Festive Options**

Not everyone shares my enthusiasm for all things Christmas, of course. Amazon Prime’s “Jack in Time” was a highlight, with comedian Jack Whitehall bringing his signature wit to this hilarious special. But I couldn’t shake the feeling that I’d seen it all before – even this standout show.

**The Foodies’ Delight**

As the day drew to a close, I turned my attention to food shows. “Feasting With the Stars” on NEON was the perfect antidote to the holiday overload. Chef Geoffrey Zakarian’s antics were side-splitting, and I found myself craving gingerbread men (and maybe even a few of his famous mates).

**The Horror Elf**

Just when I thought it was all over, I stumbled upon Amazon Prime’s “Elves”. A remote island, more Christmas songs, and some kind of demon elves – what could go wrong? Okay, so it wasn’t exactly the most terrifying experience, but even a horror elf series is putting Christmas earworms in my head.

**The Conclusion**

As I finally emerged from my festive marathon, exhausted but exhilarated, I couldn’t help but feel a little sorry for my husband. He walked in on the tail end of my viewing session and was greeted by a sea of Christmas-themed streaming services. “Carry-On”, the Netflix thriller, would have to wait until another day.

In the end, it’s clear that December is all about excess – whether it’s festive TV shows, holiday movies, or just plain old overconsumption. But hey, who needs self-care when you can watch a marathon of Christmas content?

**Sources:**

* Netflix
* Amazon Prime
* Disney+
* NEON
* Amazon Prime Video